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    how much to live as a cat

    You wake up in the morning. For breakfast you are offered a dish of your favorite food, with a little bowl of water beside it. As you are eating it you notice another cat – one with a long, pointy tail, a bit like an anteater’s. You take notice of the other cat because it is staring you down.

    After breakfast, you are allowed to roam about in the house for a few hours. During this time, you can do whatever you want, and there is no one to stop you but your owner. When you come back inside, you might be allowed to eat the last of your favorite food, or perhaps a small bowl of water with your favorite treat.

    When it is time for bed, you can go wherever you wish in the house. If you wish, you can sleep wherever you please, or in a different room than you slept last night. Your bed is your only obligation and you are under no obligation to clean up after yourself. You are given food and water every day. You have no chores to do, and you aren’t required to take part in any kind of training exercises.

    You have three meals a day: your morning and evening meals are served to you as before, while your third meal of the day consists of only water. Your owner might try to give you food when you are not in the mood for it, but you get to ignore this. As long as you are outside, no one can tell you what you are or are not allowed to eat.

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    At night, you are allowed to sleep wherever you wish. You still have to take care of your own sleeping spot, since you are responsible for your own needs, but the other cat will not disturb you.

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    • January 21, 2023 (1:43 am)
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