A lesbian scientist, a soccer mom, a cop, a serial killer, a pompous rich woman, and a street urchin all walk into a bar. What happens next?
The soccer mom makes small talk with the serial killer and the cop is way too awkward to talk to anyone, so he just orders a drink and tries not to notice that the street urchin is glaring at him with such disgust that it looks like he’s never seen a cop before.
The rich woman talks up the scientist and at the end of the night, they decide to bone in the parking lot of the bar.
And the scientist and the serial killer get along so well that the scientist eventually becomes the serial killer’s official girlfriend.
And the soccer mom and the cop are still lonely so the soccer mom talks the cop into ghosting the girlfriend and the serial killer and starting a relationship between the soccer mom and the cop.
Then the soccer mom and cop and the scientist and serial killer decide they all hate the rich woman, so they get the rich woman eaten by the street urchin.
I was trying to go with Beth but Art works too I guess
So, to recap:
- Allison hangs out with Helena
- Art is in his feels :(
- Sarah HATES Art
- Cosima x Rachel real????????
- Cosima x Helena real????????
- Allison x Art real????????????
- SARAH FUCKING EATS RACHEL REAL?????
I’m not sure the serial killer can have more than one girlfriend
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buckaroo118 said:
Helena can have all the girlfriends she wants, she’s a serial killer
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